In M. Night Shyamalan’s latest hit, patience levels, the boundaries of fact or fiction, and one’s very belief systems are tested. Knock at the Cabin valiantly hits where it hurts the most, where even the most sardonic of viewers will be left in floods of emotions.
The film follows Eric (Jonathan Geoff), Andrew (Ben Aldridge), and their daughter Wen (Kristen Cui), as they embark on a tranquil getaway. However, when a group of strangers arrive and ask for the impossible, their harmony soon becomes a fight for survival.
Knock at the Cabin may utilise a small cast and setting, but the performances are far from compact. Whilst every character shines within their roles, particular attention has to be paid to Dave Bautista, Alridge and Geoff, with each of them providing a dense, intimate portrayal of humanity on the brink of erosion. The portrayals of the anxious, on-the-edge group enhance the overall emotive tone of the film, literally commanding attention and forcing the viewer into becoming emotionally invested.
Further infusing the film’s tonality with a sense of lingering dread is the overall look of the film. Cabins are no stranger to horror, they go hand in hand, particularly in an isolated, rural location where no one can hear you scream. Except, what Knock at the Cabin does differently with the trope is that it refuses to simply rely on seclusion alone. Shyamalan chooses to additionally focus on the claustrophobic aspect of the setting. When Eric and Andrew are faced with a group of strangers telling them that tragedy is near, the vast surrounding forests are no longer open and vacant. Instead, the high trees act like a giant gate and the warm cottage transforms into a dungeon of sorts.
There is no escape and there is no redemption in finding brief capacities of freedom. In its most simplistic terms, the film truly roots its horror within the transformative nature of the script. What could be considered peaceful is made eerie, and what could be considered chilling is turned homely. And as with any Shyamalan film, expect the unexpected.
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Skinamarink has ruled the horror scene ever since its premiere at the festival fun last year, with many flocking to the web to bellow endless praise over creator Kyle Edward Ball’s debut feature film.
In what can only be described as an experimental film that relies on psychedelic exteriors and eerily sinister dramatics, is Ball’s personal account of fear, particularly the fear that sows its seeds into one’s psyche at an early age, and just manifests, adapts, and worsens as time goes on. As a guide for Skinamarink’s rooted terror, it is worth noting that in order for Ball to get right down into the nitty gritty of horror, he would ask via his youtube channel for audiences to comment on their worst nightmares, which often would stem from the boogeymen and monsters under the bed that we dream-up during childhood.
Skinamarink was born from Ball’s curiosity into fear, and more importantly, everyone’s fear; leading to a thoroughly fleshed-out understanding of how to scare an audience.
The film follows two children who upon suddenly waking up during the night discover that their father is missing and their house is now barren.
Skinamarink clearly works on a simple scale, with the story itself not bearing ludicrous, overdeveloped plot points and turns, instead Ball sets up a modest scene and allows the camera to take over and our imagination to run wild amidst the rather lonely, cold exterior.
Skinamarink employs the slow-burn route, taking sometimes excruciating amounts of time to build a chilling core that grapples with a harsh soundscape with classically sinister and gothic imagery. However, although the film has a ubiquitously atmospheric aura, Skinamarink certainly is not to everyone’s tastes.
Much of the criticism is mediated from the ‘obvious’ scares. Whilst keeping this as discreet and spoiler free as possible, many of the heightened moments focus on the aspect of a ‘forced scare’, akin to an updated, predictable jumpscare. But is there such a thing as an effective horror film that remains unquestioned?
It’s certainly a film that is going to create an interesting dichotomy. For some it will sow its seed deeply and for others it will be an entertaining watch and that’s it. I side with the former; it’s a brave expedition into white knuckled terror, taking both contrasting subtlety and outlandish subtexts to infuse a ghostly haunting tale of pure nightmare fuel.
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With Scream 6’s release just around the corner, the highlighting of Scream’s staple duo Dewey Riley (David Arquette) and Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox) has never been more important. The pair nail the opposites attract trope, with Gale’s fierceness and Dewey’s softness being a perfect match to track down the copious Ghostface killers. Their on-screen chemistry was made even more present due to the fact that Arquette and Cox were married for over a decade.
2- Chucky and Tiffany (Bride of Chucky)
Chucky (Brad Dourif) and Tiffany (Jennifer Tilly) are the definitive killer couple who really are bad to the bone (or plastic in their case). The murderous team bring tough love to the forefront as their brutal jabs, constant bickering, and subsequent decimation of one another somehow lead to an iconic horror couple. Over the years, the pair have appeared in four movies together, as well as featuring in Chucky (2021-), the acclaimed TV series adaption of the franchise.
3- Evelyn and Lee (A Quiet Place)
Evelyn (Emily Blunt) and Lee Abbot (John Krasinski) belong to the blossoming Quiet Place franchise, which revels in the duo battling an apocalyptic landscape whilst still devoting themselves entirely to their marriage and children. In what can only be described as an extremely emotional state of affairs is the parting of Lee and Evelyn’s long partnership after the tragic ending of the first film. But the reason why the couple made such an impact with just one film is due to their impeccable connection in real life, with the pair being together since 2008.
4- Shaun and Liz (Shaun of the Dead)
Shaun (Simon Pegg) and Liz (Kate Ashfield) stray more on the unconventional side, particularly as they spend the majority of the film trying to juggle a fresh breakup with the impending doom that comes with a zombie outbreak. The beauty of Shaun and Liz revolves around the simplicity of their relationship, they break up, they make up, and ultimately create a dishevelled vibe that makes the dreaded zombie situation all the more heightened.
5- Seth and Veronica (The Fly)
Lying beneath the visceral body horror and Cronenbergian madness is The Fly’s rather emotional tonality as we see Seth (Jeff Goldblum) metamorphosis into a grotesque fly as his love interest Veronica (Geena Davis) has to watch him succumb to his illness. The Fly lures us in with all of its dismay and visual aesthetics, but what truly forces us to stay invested is the tragedy that comes between Seth and Veronica coming to terms with the impending deathly fate.
6- Adelaide and Gabe (US)
Adelaide (Lupita Nyong’o) and Gabe (Winston Duke) are one of the rare horror couples whose relationship remains unchallenged throughout the film; there are no affairs, serious disputes, or mentions of past mistakes. Rather than act as an instigator of tension, Peele simply infuses their marriage as part of the story. Through this subtlety it’s a given that we become invested in the outcome of the characters, meaning that every knock, blow, and tragedy stings just that little bit more.
7- Deena and Sam (Fear Street)
The Fear Street trilogy was certainly a standout surprise when it hit Netflix back in 2021, with each film surveying the unique stylisations that come with Summer slashers, witchy archaic atmospheres, and modern-day teen horror. Amidst all the chaos and thrills of every film, one running aspect that remained strong was the relationship between the two leads Deena (Kiana Madeira) and Sam (Olivia Scott Welch)—acting as a refreshing spin on the typical jock and cheerleader dynamic seen within the archetypal teen horror flick.
8- Morticia and Gomez (The Addams Family)
Whilst the world has taken Wednesday under its wing, the relationship between Morticia (Anjelica Huston) and Gomez Addams (Raul Julia) has simultaneously grown in popularity amongst newer audiences. But, Gomez’s cinematic love story has been brewing for years with their relationship first appearing on screen all the way back in 1964 in the original sitcom.
9- Big John and Little John (Halloween Kills)
Now… Big John (Scott MacArthur) and Little John (Michael McDonald) may not hold the strongest presence within the horror genre as their appearance in Halloween Kills was very much brief, but their impact was definitely not underwhelming. The hilarious duo is possibly one of the best factors in Halloween Kills, with the pair’s stellar comedic line delivery, and eventual brutal dismay making for a more than memorable watch.
10- Ed and Lorraine Warren (The Conjuring)
Ed (Patrick Wilson) and Lorraine Warren (Vera Farmiga) have been at the top of the horror love story hierarchy since their appearance in the first of many entries in the ever-growing Conjuring universe. The possession-battling duo are always shown battling it out together, at each other’s side. So much so, that even the latest Conjuring film (The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It) focused on the relationship between the Warrens as a backbone for the entire film.
After a tragic accident leaves Cady (Violet McGraw)an orphan, heraunt Gemma (Allison Williams) takes her niece under her wing. With heaps of inexperience, and a busy schedule Gemma creates a state-of-the-art A.I. doll named M3GAN to keep Cady company. However, it is not long until M3GAN’s intelligence enters a deadly path.
It has only been a mere week since Gerard Johnstone’s M3GAN was theatrically released, but the horror powerhouse that is Blumhouse Productions has announced that this doll-gone-wrong movie will be followed by a sequel titled M3GAN 2.0. So, the question is, how good must M3GAN have been to have garnered its budget tenfold, as well as received viral success? Well, whilst the film certainly has its perks, there are a few restraints…
Murderous dolls are no stranger to the market, with nearly every movie fan being well acquainted with the likes of Chucky and Tiffany and the cursed puppets from the Puppet Master franchise. What makes all of these killer figurine films beloved is the niche territory of off-kilter humour, leaning on the irreverent side of comedy, along with a dose of gruesome kills and bloody antics. Not that cinema has to be soaked in viscera to be worthy of acclaim, but the brazen disposition that comes with doll horror owes itself to explore bold gore and gnarly visuals. Herein lies some of M3GAN’s contention.
A PG-13 rating band does not often hurt a film, yet the tonal distance from ‘what could have been’ in M3GAN’s story calls back to the multiple cuts that were made in post-production. Upon the trailer showing M3GAN dancing as if she was partaking in the latest social media craze, the marketing swiftly aimed the upcoming film to be a teen-based, viral-driven horror; subsequently meaning that many scenes were carefully cut and twisted to provide a more rose-tinted outcome. Even the film’s co-writer, Akela Cooper, spoke on the unrated cut, commenting on the cut scenes showing M3GAN at her most savage. Quite interestingly, there are a few strains of wickedness that slip in amidst the diluted graphics, particularly in one scene involving a nasty, queasy ear pull…With all of its success, perhaps one day the director’s cut will make an appearance.
Interestingly enough, what does result from the lack of brutality is a keen focus on the film’s humour. M3GAN exudes the most sass anyone has ever seen from a killer doll. Whether it’s the hair flips, impromptu singing sessions, or the sarky one-liners, M3GAN is one of the most iconic deadly toys. It’s these spurts of rambunctious ludicrousness that keep the lack of depth from bordering on dull. The film takes on a campy persona that introduces self-referential, cruel humour that seemingly understands the exaggerative tone of the film. Considering that many of the big horror releases over the years have teetered on the sardonic side (e.g. Freaky, Studio 666, Willy’s Wonderland, and Little Monsters), could 2023 be the year for studios to break away from the seriousness seen within the likes of A24 horror to live on the wild side again?
Despite the general humdrum in the film, what does a fantastic job of keeping the spirit alive is the design of M3GAN. Her appearance is both incredibly realistic, with her glassy eyes somewhat holding more personality than any other character. However, working simultaneously against this is the eerie ice-cold stares, robotic movements, and creepy silicone skin that the A.I. bot beholds. This is greatly highlighted in the shadow-ridden, nighttime scenes, showing M3GAN in all her harrowing lifelikeness.
M3GAN thrives in a subtle meta boundary where the viewer and screen almost negotiate a contract that vows for M3GAN to be an entertaining watch, but not necessarily anything more than that. And what seeps in via this is all the components for a bountiful amount of sequels, prequels, and possibly a spin-off tv show; which I’m sure will soon follow in M3GAN 2.0’s wake.
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Dead Northern takes a look at the big horror film anniversaries of 2023, which films will be on on your re-watch list?
1- Night of the Living Dead (Directed by George A. Romero, 1968) – 55th Anniversary
It can easily be said that without Romero’s Night of the Living Dead, the well-exercised zombie era would not be the same as it is today. This socially conscious story ignited a spark for the genre that would inspire many influential future filmmakers, including Edgar Wright and James Gunn. Romero’s classic will be celebrating its 55th birthday this year. Despite the time that had passed, this zombie extravaganza very much lives on to this day, with the film offering key paraphernalia that is paramount in any modern zombie feature.
2- The Wicker Man (Directed by Robin Hardy, 1973) – 50th Anniversary
The Wicker Man belongs to the Unholy Trinity of folk horror, along with Witchfinder General (1968) and The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971) depicting rural picturesque scenes amongst utterly sinister crowds. The Wicker Man has captivated audiences for 50 years now. Not that this figure is easily believed considering how timeless Hardy’s countryside horror is. Perhaps it’s the performances by Edward Woodward, Christopher Lee, and Britt Ekland that make The Wicker Man the iconic film that it is. Or maybe it’s the endless displays of brooding tensions that culminate in an unforgettable finale that keep the film’s acclaimed flame lit. Either way, The Wicker Man is far from being forgotten, and it’s highly doubtful that it ever will be.
3- The Exorcist (Directed by William Friedkin, 1973) – 50th Anniversary
The Exorcist is one of the most colloquially known horror films across the globe and one of the few frightening features that garnered admiration from the Academy Awards. Friedkin’s tale of possession, demons and a genre-defining depiction of evils have granted The Exorcist a beloved place within cinema. However, this firm favourite was not without its controversy. During its initial release, there had been countless reports of fainting and nausea, ensuring the film’s banning in the UK for 11 years.
4- Sleepaway Camp (Directed by Robert Hiltzik, 1983) – 40th Anniversary.
Summer slashers are known for their camp (both figurative and literal) splatter-fests, with films such as Sleepaway Camp dominating this bloody, sunny, and very much ‘forward’ subgenre of horror. Sleepaway Camp delivers an impeccably entertaining storyline of a whodunit amidst a summer campsite, with plenty of extremely gnarly kills featuring along the way. However, if there is one thing that makes this 40-year-old film a classic, it is the iconic ending that will leave your jaw on the floor for a very, very long time.
5- Videodrome (Directed by David Cronenberg, 1983) – 40th Anniversary
If there is one thing Cronenberg is known for, it’s his exuberantly horrifying filmography that refuses to shy the camera away, instead directing the frame to be as visceral and infringing as possible. An excellent example of a pure Cronenberg gem that has stood the test of time (for 40 years now) is Videodrome, which is very much a body horror through to the bone. Working alongside the icky displays of gratuitous practical effects is the science fiction plot that transports the viewer into another dimension where morals are tested and the terrifying illusions of surreality are left to run riot.
6- Killer Klowns from Outer Space (Directed by Stephen Chiodo, 1988) – 35th Anniversary
On paper, the story of extraterrestrial creatures with clown-like appearances invading a small town should not work. However, there is something so hilarious and entertaining about watching alien clowns wielding popcorn guns, going absolutely berzerk on screen. Killer Klowns rivets in the absurd, which is wholeheartedly aided by the impressive practical effects that are an absolute testament to the creativity seen within 1980s horror.
7- Ringu (Directed by Hideo Nakata, 1998) – 25th Anniversary
Ringu is responsible for the nightmares of pretty much every audience member ever since its release 25 years ago. This timeless classic belongs to the long line of technology-based terrors, which is seeing a resurgence in the current horror domain. Ringu revels in the brooding terror of slow-burn horror that takes its time in building up to a horrifying conclusion, as well as introducing one of the genre’s most chilling creatures to ever meet the screen.
8- House of 1000 Corpses (Directed by Rob Zombie, 2003) – 20th Anniversary
Rob Zombie has garnered a slightly unbalanced reputation in the horror scene, with many believing his music to be better than his filmography. However, one film from his wide selection that many can agree on being an utter bonanza of cruel fun is House of 1000 Corpses. Not only is this the feature where Captain Spaudling (Sid Haig) made his mark, but it is also where Zombie showed off his extravagant style, with the film revelling in grindhouse cinema aesthetics. This now 20-year-old film is still as hyped today as it was upon its initial release, with its fanbase securing the film as a cult classic.
9- Wrong Turn (Directed by Rob Schmidt, 2003) – 20th Anniversary
During the early 2000s, a ‘new-ish’ type of horror film dominated the genre – a neo-slasher/ cabin in the woods-esque style of feature. It is difficult to determine a definitive answer, but many will refer to these films simply as the ‘early 2000s’. A Kickstarter and iconic entry into this market was Wrong Turn, which reaches its 20th anniversary this year. Wrong Turn thrives in the sheer gravitas of the Appalachian Mountains to display gruesome scenes of cannibalism, dismemberments, and the usual graphic debaucheries seen in teen horror.
10- Martyrs (Directed by Pascal Laugier, 2008) – 15th Anniversary
Many only watch Martyrs once as this gritty gem exudes such graphic levels of torture and violence that most deem it ‘sick and twisted’. This mainstream-extreme horror is a significant player within the New French Extremity paradigm that aims to shock and startle every step along the way. As Martyrs reaches its 15th year of disturbing audiences, its connotations remain stringent, with the film’s visceral displays of exploitations aiming to comment upon the wider discourse of immortality and pain.
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(from left) Dracula (Nicolas Cage) and Renfield (Nicholas Hoult) in Renfield, directed by Chris McKay.
Evil Dead Rise (Directed by Lee Cronin) Release date: 21st April
2023 is hitting off with a “groovy” start as the fifth entry into the Evil Dead franchise will be hitting the big screen in just a couple of months. Rumours of a sequel to Fede Álvarez Evil Dead (2013) and promises of Sam Raimi writing a separate feature into the franchise have been stirring for years, with fans eagerly waiting for the return of Necronomicon antics. Just as all hope was disparaged Lee Cronin (director of The Hole in the Ground [2019]) was announced as the filmmaker of this new and very much unique instalment. Instead of following the usual cabin setting, Cronin takes us on a metropolis ride of demonic hell as the film documents possession, mommy issues, and plenty of manic gore all within the confines of Los Angeles.
M3GAN (Directed by Gerard Johnstone) Release date: 13th January
Chucky and Annabelle are in the company of a new ‘friend till the end’ as Gerard Johnstone and Jason Blum welcome M3GAN. The news of the latest possessed doll feature may not have had the warmest welcomes at first due to the continuous spur of toy-gone-wrong horrors entering the scene. However, upon the trailer’s release, the internet took M3GAN under its wing. And before the film had even been released, M3GAN was a viral sensation. The film follows Gemma (Allison Williams), a tech designer struggling to come to terms with unexpected guardianship, and the deadly quirks that come with designing an evil, sinisterly-lifelike A.I. doll.
There’s Something Wrong with the Children (Directed by Roxanne Benjamin) Release date: 17th January
There’s Something Wrong with the Children comes from the mind of Roxanne Benjamin, who is most notable for directing segments in Southbound (2015) and XX (2017). The hauntingly titled film tackles a children-gone-mad storyline after a family weekend trip results in supernatural happenings.
Scream 6 (Directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett) Release date: 10th March
Ghostface is a certified horror household name, with every Scream feature becoming an instant classic amongst audiences. Adding to the beloved franchise is Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett’s follow-up to last year’s Scream. Very few details have been released regarding what, who, and when Ghostface is on the hunt for despite the March release date. What we do know is that Woodsboro is seemingly no more, as the latest survivors Sam (Melissa Barrera), Tara (Jenna Ortega), Mindy (Jasmin Savoy Brown) and Chad (Mason Goodling) head to New York City to escape the trauma from Ghostface’s slayings. Returning to the franchise is everyone’s favourite reporter Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox) and Scream 4 legend Kirby (Hayden Panettiere).
Cuckoo (Directed by Tilman Singer) Release date: TBC
Luz (2018) director Tilman Singer is set to deliver a seemingly bloody, tense tale as press images reveal Euphoria’s Hunter Schafer bandaged and bruised, hiding from a blurred but nevertheless eerie figure in what appears to be a library. Despite the little information and closed details, what we do know is that the baseline plot follows a 17-year-old girl, forced to relocate to a strange resort where everything is not what it seems.
Knock at the Cabin (Directed by M. Night Shyamalan) Release date: 3rd February
Based on the novel The Cabin at the End of the World (2018) is Knock at the Cabin. M. Night Shyamalan knows how to put on a display of cryptic dread that aims to take the unpredictable road for the entire film, with The Sixth Sense (1999) and The Visit (2015) both absconding into the unknown. The impressive cast for this apocalyptic-based horror is Dave Bautista, Jonathan Groff, Ben Aldridge, Nikki Amuka-Bord, Abby Quinn, and Rupert Grin. The film’s events revolve around a family being taken hostage by a crew of armed strangers, demanding that they have to make an impossible choice in order to save the world.
Renfield (Directed by Chris McKay) Release date: 14th April
One of this year’s more unexpected entries is Renfield, an original and slightly more irreverent take on a Dracula tale. Nicholas Hoult is Renfield, the footman to Count Dracula (Nicolas Cage). After an eternity of tiring work, Renfield ventures beyond the vampiric layer to see what lies beyond. However, the path to freedom is not as easy as one would expect. Based on the promotional material, this upcoming bloodsucking feat promises the perfect vampy mix of off-kilter humour and savage frights
Saw X (Directed by Kevin Greutert) Release date: 27th October
Ever since 2004, Saw has not left the margins of popular horror cinema. Whether it’s the ruthless kills that don’t hold back or the puzzling enigmas that come with every film, Saw has it all. Adding to the long line of blood-soaked terror is Saw X, the latest addition directed by Kevin Greutert. With a fairly long wait, until its release, details are kept sorely tight, but Jigsaw’s upcoming antics are in good hands with Greutert previously editing The Strangers (2008) and The Collection (2012).
Missing (Directed by Nick Johnson and Will Merrick) Release date: 20th January
Just as found footage horror captured audience’s attention and dominated the market years ago, its sister strain- desktop horror- has been similarly latching its hooks into digitalised-centric cinema. From the team of Searching (2019?) comes Missing, a cryptic thriller following a struggling daughter (Storm Reid) as she searches for her missing mother (Nia Long).
Infinity pool (Directed by Brandon Cronenberg) Release date: 27th January
It would be unfair to comment on Brandon Cronenberg’s talent as being only connected to his father (legendary David Cronenberg), as Brandon has proved with Antiviral (2012) and Possessor (2020) that he is very much his own auteur. Infinity Pool brings about the talents of Mia Goth, Cleopatra Coleman, and Alexander Skarsgård in this sci-fi tale.
Skinamarink (Directed by Kyle Edward Ball) Release date: 13th January
Skinamarink is living proof that independent, micro-budget features can stand up against the blockbusters with Kyle Edward Ball’s upcoming exploration into hellish descents bringing about immense amounts of hype. To gather research for the plot, Ball asked on his Youtube channel (Bitesized Nightmares) about people’s worst nightmares, creating an eerily relatable horror that aims to get right under the viewer’s skin.
MaXXXine (Directed by TI West) Release date: 18th March
MaXXXine is the final (for now) entry into the X trilogy, directed by TI West. Unlike its predecessor Pearl (2022), MaXXXine will not go back in time but instead forward, with the film’s events following directly on from the finale of X (2022). The precise plot details are yet to be revealed, but West has given a brief hint– MaXXXine will follow Mia Goth’s savage on-screen persona Maxine as she goes on to pursue a career in Hollywood following on from the massacre in the first film.
Alone at Night (Directed by Jimmy Giannopoulos) Release date: 20th January
Alone at Night is set to take viewers by storm as this full-throttle story follows Vicky (Ashley Benson), a cam model who undergoes a battle of survival when a masked killer hunts her down. Alone at Night brings about the talents of Pamela Anderson, Luis Guzmán, Paris Hilton, Winnie Harlow, Sky Ferreria, and G-Eazy to deliver a vivid, neon-lit, slasher.
V/H/S 85 (Directed by Miscellaneous) Release date: TBC
The latest V/H/S film is set all around many horror fans’ favourite movie decade, the 1980s. This retro throwback will feature several segments from epic filmmakers including David Bruckner, Scott Derrickson, Gigi Saul Guerrero, Natasha Kermani and Mike P. Nelson.
Humane (Directed by Caitlin Cronenberg) Release date: Post-production
The Cronenberg’s are having a great time at the movies this year as Caitlin Cronenberg brings Humane into the mix of thrilling horrors this year. Humane chronicles an apocalyptic-Esque storyline chronicling a family dinner party gone wrong after a new governmental euthanasia system goes array.
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Two families meet on holiday, leading to an impromptu trip, but when the groups reunite, a series of misunderstandings wedges a dangerous divide.
Shudder has become an absolute go-to streaming platform for all things macabre and morbid, with hundreds of classics and hidden gems lining the service. Yet, there is one film that truly stands above the rest. Speak No Evil has dominated the horror game since its release. Which is no surprise considering its unexpected paths, commanding characters, and astonishing story beats that will leave your jaw on the floor before the film has even reached its peak. Speak No Evil understands the severity of the mundane; in fact, it’s the very blandness of passive behaviour that ends up being the catalyst for terror. Tafdrup makes no mistakes when it comes to devising tricky situations, which makes the most innocent of actions exude a suspicious level of insincerity.
2- Men (Directed by Alex Garland)
Harper (Jessie Buckley) embarks on a countryside trip to get over the death of her husband. Whilst there, strange villagers interrupt her peace with growing ferocity.
Men is quite possibly one of 2022’s most controversial films, not necessarily due to the graphicness of ‘that’ ending… But, rather what Garland puts forth within the socially conscious A24 gem. Much of the criticism stems from Buckley’s role as a woeful widow, innately making her character development slip into distressed territories. However, as our review (link) points out, Men actively pursues a freeing emotional palette that disavows the one-dimensionality that is often seen within female roles. Men allows Harper to express grief without wearing a ‘final girl’ cloak that would have stripped Buckley of her incredibly intimate performance. Further ingraining this tone of allowing oneself to be a wreck (especially considering the film’s context) is Garland’s layered set design that flourishes in nature-based aesthetics, and intense soundscapes that transport the viewer into a mythical hellish landscape.
3- Watcher (Directed by Chloe Okuno)
When Julia (Maika Monroe) and her partner Francis (Karl Glusman), relocate to Budapest for work, Julia begins to loose her grip on reality as she suspects that she has a stalker watching and following her every move.
Watcher unravels with an air of noir mystery, devoting a certain cryptic sleekness within a mystery-based narrative. Further implicating this ‘classic’ quality is the intricately woven sense of dismantlement that slowly unwinds until the tension reaches an unbearable, but purgative peak in the final scene. The ties between Watcher and Giallo cinema are clear, except, rather than heavily entwining the villain within the film, Okuno meddles with the idea of troubled psyches and questionable motives, akin to a modern Hitchcockian tale. This is where the true beauty of the film lies, within its own unpredictability.
4- You Won’t Be Alone (Directed by Goran Stolevski)
As part of a ruthless curse, a young woman is forced to live a life of uncertainty through a transformative, witchy form.
This Macedonian set horror stormed through the Sundance Film Festival (22) with an impeccable response from both audiences and critics alike. It was the slow, chilling buildup, the exceptional performances, and the artful manner that allowed Stolevski’s debut to garner this immediate praise. You Won’t Be Alone tackles heavy subject matters such as solitude lifestyles, hidden identities, and envious behaviours to create a film brimming with depth and a brooding sense of dread that refuses to quit for the entire runtime.
5- X (Directed by Ti West)
A team of adult filmmakers rents out a cabin in rural Texas to make the biggest erotic film yet, however, things soon go array when the land owners catch onto their plans.
Ti West has been on the scene for years, with films such as The House of the Devil (2009) and The Innkeepers (2011) rightfully earning their spot in the modern horror hall of fame. Adding to his extensive portfolio is X, a rather salacious number that takes no prisoners, especially when it comes down to the nitty-gritty details… X draws inspiration from the hardy grindhouse films of the 1970s, especially concerning the infamous skinflicks that cruised the scene at the time. X refuses to rely on its indelicate nature to conjure a favourable response, opting to additionally focus on stellar performances and a whopping soundtrack. West’s return to horror has been met with open arms, with X‘s prequel ‘Pearl’ only being released five months after the premiere of its predecessor. With the third entry in this budding franchise being released next year, could West be onto a winning trilogy?
6- Bodies Bodies Bodies (Directed by Halina Reijn)
After an incident ends in tragedy during a storm, a group of twenty-somethings must make it through the night.
As fantastic as horror comedies can be (Shaun of the Dead [2004] and Little Monsters [2019] to name a few) it can sometimes be hard to find one that perfectly balances satire without becoming drenched in silly slapstick. Bodies Bodies Bodies nails this tricky footing of satirical dark humour through its genuine labyrinth-like story which hones in on the classic ‘Cluedo’ framing, as well as fleshing out its essential characters with the ideal amount of sincerity – just enough to care, but still cruel enough to root for the ‘villain’. Speaking of villains, what makes Bodies such a must-see is its bitterly hilarious take on the flaws of human temperaments, introducing quite a morbid take on the indoctrination of social media and the domination of cyber lifestyles.
7- The Lies of Our Confines (Directed by Leon Oldstrong)
During a trip to the Highlands of Scotland, one of a group of young Black males from the inner city come across a corn doll, harboring an angered spirit…
The Lies of Our Confines is living proof that independent cinema is just as, if not better than any blockbuster. This powerhouse of a film commands the attention of the audience from start to finish, with its dynamic cinematography and potent framing making use of the ample woodland setting. The rural habitat and rich narrative thrive thanks to the basis of the film’s diegesis. Horror, particularly that with an essence of neo-folk origins is lacking a much-needed boost of representation, presenting one-dimensional stories with no variety. The Lies of Our Confines breaks down that barrier and is a demonstration of the necessity of modern indie film.
8- Crimes of the Future (Directed by David Cronenberg)
A performance artist (Viggo Mortensen), begins to grow new organs to remove them as part of his shows.
Cronenberg reached legendary status a fairly long time ago, with films such as Videodrome (1983) and Crash (1996) being just two examples of his sensational filmography. Crimes of the Future brings Cronenberg back to his sci-fi roots, and it’s more than obvious that this is where his bizarre, but stunning auteurship works best. The film is easy to spoil, but just be aware that this instant hit is a chaotic journey into the obscene and absurd, with a somewhat sporadic sense of lustiness that could only be pulled off by Cronenberg’s cinematic wit.
9- Master (Directed by Mariama Diallo)
At a prestigious university, three women are finding their footing amidst a troublesome, and elitist presence haunting the grounds.
Master is truly a hidden gem, with the film not receiving all of the attention that it really does deserve. The college setting works incredibly well within the genre, there really is just something so sinister about old halls and urban legends within a scholarly environment that has a sinister lure. Except, rather than Master indulging in sorority frights (as seen with so many college films), Diallo dips into brave, and ghostly territory to create a film so rich and entwined with allegorical groundings that it is nearly impossible not to take away a lingering reaction. Master knows how to manipulate a scare out of its viewer, but it also knows not to overindulge in jumpscares, making it a go-to for any movie night.
10- Eating Miss Campbell (Directed by Liam Regan)
When Beth Conner (Lyndsey Craine), a devout vegan high schooler, falls for her English teacher (Lala Barlow) she develops an untamed appetite for flesh.
Eating Miss Campbell is a bonanza of boisterous, frenzied, and rather cathartic obscenity–i.e., it’s a beautiful rarity that budding filmmakers should take note of for inspiration. Regan leaves no stone unturned within the latest Troma classic, with the film juggling contentious subject matters with a witty, and daring sense of humour that is quite unmatched. Throughout the 84-minute runtime, Regan, along with lead performer Craine show off their bountiful capabilities, making Eating Miss Campbell an absolute standout entry from 2022.
11- Dashcam (Directed by Rob Savage)
Livestreamer Annie (Annie Hardy) jets to London at the start of the pandemic, leading to one hell of an unforgettable night.
The dream team comprised of Rob Savage along with writers Gemma Hurley and Jed Shepherd are the minds behind one of this century’s most impactful horrors, Host (2020). Continuing their cyber-minded work is Dashcam, a gloriously unfriendly tale of the objectionable nature of social media, all told through the perspective of a hilariously unwholesome character, played by the one and only Hardy. Dashcam has equal measures of thrilling, bloody frights and cynicism, with a means to create one of 2022’s most unique and brutish films.
12- Nope (Directed by Jordan Peele)
After a suspected UFO flies over a Californian ranch, a brother and sister duo (Daniel Kayuua and Keke Palmer) bands together to capture the flying object on film.
Prior to Nope, Peele had only two films in his horror credits, yet the sheer adoration for his work was and still is fantastically immense, and rightly so. Nope understands its own excessive portrayal of spectacles. In fact, that is precisely what Nope actionizes. Peele’s work is laden with meta-commentary that focuses on the trajectory of human behaviour, all tied together with truly career-defining performances by Kalyuua and Palmer.
13- The Stranger (Directed by Mike Clarke & Paul Gerrard)
The lives of an unsuspecting mother (Jennifer Preston) and daughter (Isabella Percival) are forever changed when an unexpected stranger (Damien Ashley) turns up at their guest house.
The cryptic nature of The Stranger’s narrative path is the reason behind the film’s robust and rigorous flow, allowing for a slow buildup of dread and unease that makes for a notably insidious ending. Completely the thrilling ride is The Stranger’s double-edged disposition; the film is as much of a mind invasion as it is home, making the film a true cinematic experience.
14- Searching for Veslemøy (Directed by Leo X. Robertson)
Searching for Veslemøy is a witty, eerie, and above all hilarious mockumentary that dares to go down the off-kilter route with Robertson’s talented filmmaking style allowing for bleak humour and a morbid sensibility to perfectly meld together. Further digging into the film’s style—the performances led by Tom Montgomery also pushes a hefty level of sincerity to the overarching found-footage method that manages to stand out amongst the popular sub genre. Searching for Veslemøy is a must see on anyone’s watchlist!
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What’s not to love about Christmas? There are extra long queues at the shops, endless presents to wrap, and a robotic Santa on a killing spree…
Joe Begos’s Christmas Bloody Christmas takes frosty frights to a whole new level, with Shudder’s latest hit generating immense hype and smashing reviews.
Begos seasonal slash fest delivers gory, over-the-top mayhem infused with just enough sarcasm and satire without being ridiculous. The savage, absurd atmosphere is very much owed to the film’s awareness of its own ludicrous story, akin to Josh Ruben’s Scare Me (2020), which similarly thrived in a sense of horrific hilarity. Many comparisons could be made to Christmas Bloody Christmas, whether that’s to fellow Shudder releases, or to classic yuletide horror flicks, yet, there is a restorative sense of ‘newness’ that is crucial in the film’s success. This air of imagination that breathes in wicked vibrancy to festive horror is the film’s heavy stylization, most of which is founded in the neon-inspired lighting, which paints a slick glow across the gory kills; most of which focuses on Santa’s swinging axe.
In lieu of this buzzing aesthetic, Christmas Bloody Christmas also breaks down the barriers of traditional character dynamics. Yes, there is a fair amount of characters simply existing as movie meat, but the lead protagonist Tori (Riley Dandy), is an epic badass who refuses to fit into the archetypal final girl role.
The film is almost a spiritual resident within the Troma Entertainments hall of fame. It just has that gritty, frenzied essence that focuses on the amusement factor and makes the most of its seasonal background to create a memorable and noteworthy addition to a longline of classic Christmas horrors.
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The consumption of festive horror has rapidly increased over the years, with every season bringing about a brand new handful of not-so-jolly frights. And whilst many of these entries make for a perfect movie night next to a decorated tree, no other holiday horror has captured the same level of utter dread and catastrophe as Bob Clark’s Black Christmas (1974). The film chronicles the fear of a group of sorority sisters after they receive obscene phone calls from a strange man over the landline. Despite their flustered response, they soon shake the calls off. That is until a series of strange disappearances unveil the dark nature of the mysterious assailant.
Wading through the film’s expansive depths is the overarching ambiguous nature that employs the whodunit storytelling arc, along with a personalised and closed narrative that creates a strange composition of being both vague to deter predictability, with a dose of emotional intimacy to forge a bond to the protagonists. As unbalanced as this may seem, Clark wholeheartedly knows how to juggle juxtaposed themes to create a distinctive result. The phone calls act as an instigator for terror to ensue, and like a ticking time bomb, the more phone calls received, the more vulgar and abhorrent they become. In fact, the profanities uttered are said in such a gravelly and inhumane tone that it almost creates the assumption that surely the caller cannot be a real person.
Making the viciousness all the more threatening is the aforementioned personable quality. The viewer has a string of characters to follow, particularly the feisty Barb (Margot Kidder), who you cannot help but be drawn to (despite the lude humour), and then Jess (Olivia Hussey), the ‘girl next door’ who is fighting a losing battle with her forceful boyfriend, Peter (Keir Dullea).
This nuanced duplicity of Black Christmas managing to be subtle but extreme, and quiet but loud is a strong component in its successful makeup and gives credence to the film’s ability to conjure a multidimensional response. The proclivity to forecast such tonality is always a goal for filmmakers, yet it is a rather difficult aspect to achieve, making Black Christmas an achievement in all reigns.
The hedonistic gravitas that pushes the horror to the forefront is at heart connected to the laborious production where Clark meticulously worked to achieve a multifaceted study. Screenwriter Roy Moore developed the script with urban legends in mind, particularly the story surrounding a babysitter who receives repeated calls asking her to check the children. Quite eerie indeed. After a remodelling by producers where the background was changed to a university setting, the script made its way to Clark. However, he believed it to be too typical and added his own flare, including a touch of dark comedy, alterations to the dialogue, and a sense of prudence and capability to the sorority sisters. The zeitgeist of the time flourished in painting college students as being devoid of common sense, and with Clark wanting to create a piece that was more than gore-bait, he gave the final girl, Jess, a strong sensibility with difficult issues at hand.
With the formidable tension, thoroughly explored dispositions, and tenacious ploy of dread the original Black Christmas is a nirvana of yuletide terror and festive alarm. What comes with this status is an inevitable track record for a lasting legacy…and remakes.
There is no hate intended towards remakes, in fact, they can be just as, if not better than the original. When it comes to Black Christmas it can be difficult to hold it up next to such a classic. It has its strengths and a few weaknesses, but it does come from a well-intended place. Director Glen Morgan caught the attention of Dimension Films, who wanted to collaborate in recreating Clark’s 1970s hit. For Morgan, the aim from the very beginning was to recognise the significance of the original and not simply retell the already cemented work, but to re-flourish elements that stood out within a modern infrastructure. This is the primary thesis that allows Black Christmas (2006) to be a fan favourite and cult classic for many today. It understands its limitations of being a remake, yet it stands tall and works within its boundaries.
The consequence of these developments included a deeper dive into the killer at the end of the phone line, and what made him a monster. Comparisons between Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2007) and Morgan’s insistent fleshing out of the backstory have been rightfully made. It could be said that the film’s main backbone is compiled by a complex backstory that has all the ingredients to create an analogical and somewhat more frightful result. However, from a critical perspective, this is the film’s primary undoing.
In the original, the killer (now known as Billy) was not given an identity, let alone a history. The most information obtained comes from Billy’s dialogue, suggesting some sort of forbidden bond between himself and an unknown person simply referred to as Agnes. As with any popular film, over time audiences created their own folklore for characters and their possible backgrounds. The apex of Billy’s personality revolves around the perverse nature of his actions, with his dialogue and murders divulging gritty content. Morgan dives straight into the fables of Billy’s background and elaborates on who this ‘Agnes’ is and why Billy is a monster in the first place.
The remake establishes (in heavy flashback-based detail) that Billy’s (Robert Mann) mother, Constance (Karin Konoval), kills his father on Christmas Eve, burying the corpse in the house’s crawl space. After years pass Billy’s abuse worsens as Constance rapes him, resulting in an interbred child named Agnes (Dean Friss) and Billy later killing his mother, as well as disfiguring Agnes with a Christmas tree topper.
The rather dicey background is honestly quite out there for a widely released piece of cinema. Morgan’s plump retelling is impressive and makes for a ghastly and entertaining watch. Yet, the chance of suspense is completely lost amidst the packed surroundings. The original kept every little morsel of information tightly wrapped up for the entire film, even the ending is a double edged sword with the killer not being caught. There was no mask donned by Billy to create a spectacle, the absence of his presence felt in the kill scenes (with a focus on pov instead) tied in with his impenetrable demeanour, and most importantly the lack of answers made him even less human, and more beastly.
Clark’s Billy was an unstoppable force who the audience couldn’t pinpoint why he is such a sadistic person. It opened the opportunity for our minds to go absolutely berserk in working out the mystery. We were forced to project our own fears and anxieties onto Billy, making him everyone’s tailored nightmare. Whilst Morgan’s bravery is commendable and works as a standalone feat, the cruelty of Clark’s omnipotent villain is sorely missed when comparing the two films.
The remake is not solely steeped in pessimism, alternatively, there are many fantastic qualities that the film obtains. One aspect that truly amps up the fear factor and puts an impressive stamp on Black Christmas is the brutal killings. 2006 was a bloody time for horror thanks to the rise in ‘torture-porn’ works such as Saw (2004) and Hostel (2005) dominating the field with their ‘go hard or go home attitude. The fight to appease gory appetites was a rising issue, with studios resulting in painting every slasher with as much blood as possible. Black Christmas was no exception to this rule.
Arguably, with a fairly violent predecessor, the basis of every spectacle in the remake may not have been a complete shocker as some kills followed a similar path to Clark’s original splatter scenes. Still, somehow Morgan manages to take the inspiration in his stride and forge some extremely unique sequences that deserve a round of applause. The classic opening kill of Black Christmas (in both entries) involves an unlucky sorority sister being suffocated by a plastic bag, before being left to rot whilst the rest of the house goes about their merry way.
The cruel beginnings of both films are a perfect example of the difference between Clark and Morgan’s paths. Clark lengthens the scene by intercutting the full kill with scenes of Billy climbing up into the house and creeping around like a lurch (all shown from his eyes), before also showing the college tenants’ reaction to the obscene phone calls. As Billy wraps the plastic bag around Clare’s (Lynne Griffin) head, we watch as the sheet takes away any breath left, before showing her lifeless corpse in a swinging rocking chair in the attic as Billy mumbles nursery rhymes in the background.
In Morgan’s adaption, the kill occurs within a fracture of the time as Clair (Leela Savasta) is swiftly suffocated by a plastic bag and stabbed in the eye with a pen all within two minutes of the title card’s appearance. It’s a gnarly death and certainly more visually visceral, with the rapid frames taking the audience by dire surprise and showing them that this remake is not here to mess around. However, whilst this fun fire of gory madness makes for an entertaining popcorn movie, its missing that certain magic that Clark captured.
As the remake moves along, Morgan is given the chance to shine with his throwback essentialities that allow the film to have a reminiscent quality that rings back to camp 1980s slashers. The vibrant characters who take Barb’s witty euphemisms and dial them up to the max are what make the film glow with a warm, easy-going vibe that makes viewers come back to watch the gore-fest every holiday season. And whilst there were some excellent examples of eighties slashers that went above and beyond in making their characters more than kill currency, Black Christmas (2006) goes full throttle in creating over-the-top deaths that have the opportunity to introduce contemporary audiences to a slew of similarly minded films such as The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) and The House on Sorority Row (1982).
The sheer awareness that Morgan obtained throughout the filming process is an exemplary mold that other successful remakes embraced including The Hills Have Eyes (2006) and My Bloody Valentine (2009). Fashioning a remake with a spine that acknowledges its predecessor and creates a similarly-minded film but with updated aesthetics is what allows Black Christmas to be a gory Christmastime classic.
The slasher genre is forever in debt to Black Christmas and Clark’s visionary delights that wielded an archetypal sorority narrative with festive darkness to garner an everlastingly appealing horror. And with the consistent regenerative nature of horror and the churning out of remakes, Black Christmas (2006) is certainly not the worst recreation floating about. Instead, it’s a grand effort in keeping the memory of the original alive and bring forth attention to the original from audiences who might have missed out on Clark’s genre-defining staple.
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1- The rocking chair – Black Christmas (Directedby Bob Clark, 1974)
Black Christmas is a horror that remains a public favourite all these years later for great reasons. The glossy darkness of this sorority fright is brimming with a holiday essence that embraces that idyllic juxtaposition of Christmas horror. With countless kills under its belt, it’s nearly impossible to pick just one entry from Bob Clark’s seventies bloodfest. However, one is just that cut above the rest. Before the film’s crazed killer works his way through his hapless prey, he sets his sights on Clare (Lynne Griffin). Clare’s end is brutal; she is suffocated with a plastic wrap before being positioned on a rocking chair in view of the attic window for everyone to see. What works incredibly well is the subtlety of the kill. Whilst harsh, the true beauty of the act is in its imagery of a lifeless corpse rocking back and forth in view of an entire street, but no one ever notices her and she remains undiscovered…
French horror has a penchant for yuletide frights, with Deadly Games (1989), Sheitan (2006), and The Advent Calendar (2021) all thriving in the extremism of French cinema whilst still featuring the spark of festivity. However, one film that leads the pack is Inside. A pregnant widow (Alysson Paradis) fending off a mad woman (Béatrice Dalle) on Christmas Eve is a fierce venture without heaps of savagery, yet Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo refuse to settle for a pg-13 rating. Inside defines the word merciless, particularly within the ending scene. After the house has been painted with blood and countless people have been murdered, the intruder finally gets her hands on the prize. In an act of revenge, the killer performs an impromptu and forced caesarian on a dirty staircase, with the camera not shielding away from the bloody viscera and gore as we see a fetus being plucked from a hopeless woman.
3- The wood chipper – Silent Night (Directed by Steven C. Miller, 2012)
Scary Santa’s are a given for any Christmas slashfest, with Steven C. Miller’s Silent Night being no exception. As a small town begins to succumb to an evil St. Nick (Rick Skene), Sherrif Cooper (Malcolm McDowell) and Deputy Bradimore (Jaime King) have to work through a series of grizzly murders to get down to the bottom of the savage case. Films like these are exceptional at creating kills by the dozen, with Silent Night featuring everything from Christmas light electrocution to groin impalements. One kill that is the cardinal of the film is the wood chipper scene. As Santa Claus slices his way through the town, he gets his hands on a doomed victim and shoves her feet first into a woodchipper as tonnes of matter spews out the funnel!
4- Paint can experiment – Better Watch Out (Directed by Chris Peckover, 2016)
Better Watch Out (or Home Alone’s evil twin) has become a modern Christmas classic, leading the viewer in all sorts of directions before delivering a great twist that kickstarts the ‘real’ movie. After its revealed that the sweet boy Luke (Levi Miller), whom Ashley (Olivia DeJonge) is babysitting turns out to have a deadly crush on her, all hell breaks loose. A sequence of tense events leads to the film’s most untamed moment; after Ashley’s boyfriend Ricky (Aleks Mikic) arrives at the house, Luke takes it upon himself to try out a trick he saw in Home Alone where a paint can is swung toward someone. However, instead of Ricky getting a comedic bump on the head, his head is squished by the tins completely annihilating him and painting the walls in the process.
5- Death by nutcracker – Christmas Evil (Directed by Lewis Jackson, 1980)
Christmas Evil follows suit with various festive horrors following a maniacal Santa on the loose. Where Lewis Jackson’s Santa-gone-wild feature differs is within the gnarly kills that play out with a keen callous energy. After a collection of events rile up evil Father Christmas, in this case also known as Harry (a disgruntled factory worker [Brandon Maggart]), he decides to go on a rampage, making a heavy steel weapon in the shape of an inconspicuous nutcracker toy. Harry arrives at a church where people on his ‘naughty’ list attend, but as a group of big-talkers block him from ticking off his Christmas list he grabs the nutcracker and rams the sharp end right into one’s eyesocket before taking a toy hatchet and smashing the blade down on two more people’s heads, leaving a bloody trail of chaos.
6- Blender whirl – Red Christmas (Directed by Craig Anderson, 2016)
The wickedly cruel Ozploitation flick Red Christmas may have received a very mixed reception due to the film’s contentious subject matter surrounding life v. choice matters, however, the deliberately offensive horror does offer superb kills including a bear trap closing on someone’s face, an umbrella stabbing straight through the forehead, and a seatbelt strangulation. However, the most startling and original scene is when the spinning blade of a blender is met with the back of someone’s head. As the Christmas day mayhem runs through to the night, one victim is forced back onto a kitchen counter where the blender’s motor is on high speed. After what feels like forever, tensely waiting for the inevitable kill, the unbearable death is finally in action as we see the man’s eyes pool up with red as blood seeps out of every orifice as his brain is swirled around.
7- Antler hanging – Silent Night, Deadly Night (Directed by Charles E. Sellier, Jr., 1984)
Silent Night, Deadly Night erupted onto the scene with an unreal amount of hate, with the film even getting a live ‘shame on you comment directed at the film crew during the Siskel and Ebert show. And yet all these years later it’s now a cult classic must-see. The film seeks out another man-with-the-bag story, centering on Billy Chapman (Robert Brian Wilson), who after a series of unfortunate events reaches his tether. Rightfully earning its place on the list is the film’s plethora of instant-classic kills, particularly the ending of Denise (Linnea Quigley). Billy hoists Denise up in the air and meticulously and slowly plants her down on a set of sharp antlers, before leaving her like a dangling morbid ornament.
8- Mason family massacre – Santa’s Slay (Directed by David Steiman, 2005)
Akin to a tin of Quality Street, Santa’s Slay has a bit of something for everyone. Irreverent humour, plenty of vulgarity and lude comments, as well as a heaping dose of over-the-top, violence for the sake of it. It’s difficult to pin just one demise as Santa’s Slay rivets within all of the copious brutality, but there is certainly one scene that feeds right into Christmas horrors’ hands. During the first act, Santa (Bill Goldberg), makes his way down the chimney of the Mason family to massacre the lot of them. The turbulent sequence displays whole new levels of madness that thrives in its own depravity, with Santa blow torching the scalp of the matriarch before drowning her in a bowl of eggnog, using the Christmas tree topper as a shuriken, and ramming a turkey leg down a man’s throat.
9- Flesh cookies – Black Christmas (Directed by Glen Morgan, 2006)
The original Black Christmas is a genuinely frightful experience, utilising a tense atmosphere and a suspenseful mystery element to garner a foreboding sense of dread. The 2006 remake is nearly just as effective but in a totally alternative way. Glen Morgan’s retelling is the ultimate teen horror that understands its almost asinine 2000s vibe and runs with it. The film dives deep into Billy’s (Robert Mann) cruel backstory and shines a light on his barbaric ways. During the film’s goriest peak we see Billy murder his mother by batting her repeatedly with a rolling pin, going overboard with the bludgeoning. Once she is shown lifeless on the floor, he grabs a gingerbread cookie cutter and begins to carve out pieces of her skin before baking them. Billy’s last moments of freedom before prison shows him chilling at the dining table eating the ‘cookies’ with a glass of milk like a deranged Santa. Truly disgusting!
10- Jack-in-the-box – Krampus (Directed by Michael Doughtery, 2015)
The lore of Krampus runs deep within German culture, with the anthropormorphic creature acting as an assistant to Santa, gifting disobeying children with birch rods. Many films have attempted to tell the Krampus legend, particularly A Christmas Horror Story (2015) greatly featuring some very gruesome short stories, but one horror that stands out above them all is Michael Dougherty’s Krampus, starring Toni Collette and Adam Scott. Krampus envisions a develishly grim Christmas, where Krampus’s evil sidekicks include re-animated mini but mighty gingerbreads, evil elves, and a giant jack-in-the-box with massive fangs and a horrid, glazed expression. Krampus’s standout kill includes that very jack-in-the-box as it eats a small child whole with ease.
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